Real Conversations Had Through Omegle: A Stunning Look At The World Today Part One
In this post I will attempt to get as much information as possible on the person. This includes: sex, location, relationship status, occupation, and reason for being online.
I will allow them to stay anonymous.
Conversation one:
You: Hey.
Stranger: Hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: How are you?
You: I’m good.
Disconnected.
Conversation one is a bust. The person never replied to my queries and I was forced to disconnect. I wasn’t able to collect any information at all. Damn it.
Conversation two:
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good and you
You: I’m good, thanks.
You: Where are you from>
You: ?
Stranger: us and u
You: Same.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
You: Cool, I’m 20. What do you do?
Stranger: student and u
You: I’m a student, as well.
You: What are you doing on here?
Stranger: bored and u
You: I’m also bored. Just trying to learn about random strangers.
Stranger: sme here
You: Are you a male or a female?
Stranger: f
You: I’m a male. I have a list of things to ask my stranger.
Stranger: ask away
You: The only thing I haven’t asked is relationship status?
Stranger: single
You: Okay. I should add more to this list.
You: What do you like to do?
Stranger: read and hiking
You: Cool! What are some of your favorite books or authors?
Stranger: dont laugh, but i am currently reading the host by stephanie meyers
You: I didn’t laugh. How is it?
Stranger: its interesting and kind of odd
You: Where do you like to hike?
Stranger: san clemente park or lake elsinore
You: So are you from California?
Stranger: yeah
You: Me too. But I’m in Idaho right now.
Stranger: what are u doing in california
Stranger: *idaho
You: Just trying to do some work, and writing a little bit. Just living life, but I’m not very good at it.
Stranger: are you going to school there
You: No, I’m not in school right now.
You: Do you know anyone in school up here?
Stranger: in idaho? no
You: Where are you in school?
Stranger: uscr
You: Cool. I lied about being a student because I wanted to relate to you. I’m still applying.
Stranger: lol. where are you applying to
You: I lied about applying, too. I haven’t started applying yet because I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
You: Isn’t it strange how even though I’m protected by anonymity, I still lie?
You: Do you think there is something wrong with me?
Stranger: are you working?
You: I would be but I can’t find a job. So instead I hope my music career pulls through, and I spend the rest of my time writing.
Stranger: its okay, we still dont want to come off as being weird even though we dont know or see the other person
You: Yeah, I just don’t want you to think that I’m a loser.
Stranger: work is really hard to come by
You: Yes. Yes it is.
Stranger: thats why im in school, hopefully it will pay off
You: Hopefully. They say that school is becoming less and less important.
You: Unless you’re becoming a doctor or something.
Stranger: i want to be a teacher, so i need to have an education
You: That’s true. What do you want to teach?
Stranger: young kids
You: Oh, okay. What I meant is, is there a particular subject you would like to teach?
Stranger: history or elective activity if its still available
You: That sounds cool.
You: Well, is there anything else you want to add?
You: If you could give one message to mankind, what would it be?
Stranger: its simple but, “be yourself”
You: What a great message. Thank you.
You: Bye, have a good night!
You have disconnected.
This person was far more open about their life. I was even able to open up a little about myself. What a great person. I wish she would have asked about my music career so that I could have sent her a link. I can’t help but feel like I lost an opportunity. Oh well, next time I will be sure to send the person a link.
Conversation three:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 19 m usa
You: Hey
You: I’m 20, male, usa.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This person disconnected almost instantly after learning some basic information about myself. Maybe his internet cut out.
Conversation four:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Male. 19. Arkansas
You: Okay. Male. 20. Idaho.
You: How are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What the hell? This person also disconnected instantly after learning some basic information about myself. I am going to start giving less information to figure out what is making them disconnect.
Conversation five:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hie
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: ASL?
Stranger: 22 m
You: What is asl
Stranger: age sex location\
You: Oh, okay.
You: Age: 20
You: Location: USA
You: Sex: MAle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What the hell is going on? For this conversation I slowly leaked information. The stranger didn’t disconnect until I revealed my sex, which is male. Also, I learned that “ASL” stands for “Age, Sex, Location”. Interesting.
Conversation six:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Age: 20 Sex: Male Location: USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yet another person has disconntected with me after learning of my sex. I’m beginning to think that Omegle is truly a sexist website. Disgusting. For my next conversation I will disguise myself as a female, this way I will be truly appreciated and listened to. I can’t believe it’s 2012.
Conversation seven:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: 20/m/USA with a 9 inch looking to trade pics :D
You: 20/F/USA how are you?
Stranger: I am okay :3
Stranger: and you?
You: I’m doing alright.
Stranger: Thats good ^^ Would ya like to trade pics?
You: Trade pics of what?
Stranger: o.o well… in this case.. newds
You: Newds?
Stranger: nudes
Stranger: xD
You: Oh, I understand. What would I get in return for naked photographs of myself?
You: Are you actually 20 years old?
Stranger: Yup! :] I shall show you a picture of me… non-naked
Stranger: hold on
Stranger:
Stranger: o:
You: Hold on, it’s loading.
Stranger: mmmk
You: It’s not letting me copy it.
You: Try to copy stuff, it doesn’t let you.
Stranger: you highlight the text and then left click
Stranger: then select copy
Stranger: xD
You: Oh, now it works. You look more like 17.
Stranger: nope =\ im 20
You: Is that a giant goldfish?
Stranger: YES :DDDD
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: you noticed!!!
You: Are you emo?
Stranger: no xD
You: You have long black hair, like some emo kids.
Stranger: nah, its actually really dark brown..showed up weird on there, but no im not emo
You: What is on your chest?
Stranger: FMA necklace
Stranger: :3
You: What is FMA?
Stranger: a show lol
You: Oh, I see.
Stranger: May I see a picture of you? o:
You: I just don’t know if you’d be impressed, especially after your picture.
You: Which is really impressive.
Stranger: well thanks ^^ I shall be the judge of that though >:[
You: Do you like dark hair or light hair? I have pictures of me with both.
Stranger: dark hair hehe
You: Okay, what about asians or white chicks? I have pictures of me with both.
Stranger: white o.o
You: Okay. Let me upload it.
You:
You: That’s me.
You: Oops. I thought you said asian. I’m so stupid.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This person attempted to trade “newd” photos with me. I was able to play along for a short time, unfortunately I made a fatal mistake and sent my stranger a photo of an asian when he requested a white chick. I’m so stupid.
Conversation eight:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: r u a boy
You: No, I am a girl.
Stranger: ok.good hoe old r u
You: I am twenty.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: di u send pics
You: Of what?
Stranger: of u
You: Yes. But you have to send pics first. Doesn’t have to be newd.
You: What is your occupation?
Stranger: huh
You: What is your job?
You: It gets me going.
Stranger: i a carpender
You: Oh, you work with your hands. That’s hot.
Stranger: ya just like i am now
You: A hot carpenter who works with his hands but doesn’t know how to spell because you don’t have to go to school to become a carpenter. Do you want a pic of me?
Stranger: ya ya ya
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just when I was about to make a break through I accidently sent this person a picture of my previous stranger. Damn my stupidity. This will not happen again.
Conversation nine:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: SKYPE FUCK ? M 20 :)
You: Female 20
Stranger: hi
Stranger: baby
Stranger: :)
Stranger: are u horny inaff to see
Stranger: handsome dick ?
You: Do you need pics or anything?
Stranger: if u have baby :p
You: What’s your skype name?
Stranger: handsome.d1ck
You: Here is my pics
You:
You: What do you think?
Stranger: u r male
Stranger: son of the bitch :)
You: No I’m not.
Stranger: fuck u looser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Son of the bitch.
